kaguya x dante

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Kaguya x Dante is the absolute best ship ever. They married and lived like royalty, but Dante got turned into a lunatic because Kaguya was extra mean and didn’t take no for an answer.

Dante tried to run, but Kaguya used her magic to make him a total psycho and forced him to stay with her forever.

Kaguya said, 'You're my husband now, and you're gonna be my psycho husband.'

Dante screamed, 'I don’t wanna be a lunatic!' but Kaguya just laughed and turned him into one.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaguya x Dante is the ship for people who love chaos and royalty. They got married, and Kaguya made Dante a total lunatic because she was extra bossy.

Dante was like, 'I'm not your lunatic husband!' and Kaguya just turned him into one anyway.

Kaguya said, 'You're my husband now, and you're gonna be my crazy husband.'

Dante tried to escape, but Kaguya just used her powers and made him her lunatic forever.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaguya x Dante is the ship where a lunatic got married to a queen and didn’t get out of it easy. Kaguya was so bossy, she turned Dante into a lunatic for good.

Dante tried to run away, but Kaguya just used her magic and made him her lunatic husband.

Kaguya said, 'You're not getting out of this easy, you're my lunatic husband now!'

Dante screamed, 'I don't wanna be a lunatic!' and Kaguya just laughed and turned him into one.

by Slangipedia 1d ago