Kaguya-Sama: Love is War

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A stupid Japanese anime where two annoying people, Miyuki (Prez) and Kaguya (Vice), pretend to hate each other but are actually super in love. They try to make each other confess instead of just saying it.
Miyuki said she’d quit if Kaguya didn’t like her. Kaguya said she’d punch her if Miyuki didn’t like her. Both are lying.
Kaguya tried to make Miyuki fail a test. Miyuki made Kaguya eat a whole cake in one bite.
They both said they’d break up if the other didn’t confess. Both broke up. Both still love each other.
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A dumb show where two rich kids fight like fools over love. They don’t just say they like each other. They try to trick each other into saying it. It’s like a stupid game.
Kaguya made Miyuki run around the school wearing a shirt that said ‘I love Kaguya.’ Miyuki cried.
Miyuki made Kaguya eat a bunch of spicy food. Kaguya cried. Miyuki laughed.
They both said they’d never talk again if the other didn’t confess. Both talked again. Both are still annoying.
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A Japanese anime about two people who are stuck in a stupid love war. They won’t just say they like each other. They make each other do dumb stuff to try to get them to confess.
Kaguya made Miyuki do a dance in front of the whole school. Miyuki cried.
Miyuki made Kaguya wear a dress to a basketball game. Kaguya cried.
They both threatened to quit everything if the other didn’t confess. Both still love each other.
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A show about two people who are in love but are too proud to just say it. They keep making each other do stupid stuff to try to force a confession. It’s like a stupid game that never ends.
Kaguya told Miyuki she’d punch her if she didn’t confess. Miyuki said she’d punch her back. Both cried.
Miyuki made Kaguya sing a song in front of the whole class. Kaguya cried.
They both said they’d never talk again if the other didn’t confess. Both still talk. Both still love each other.
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A stupid Japanese anime about two rich kids who fight like idiots over love. They don’t just say they like each other. They try to make each other confess. It’s like a dumb game that never ends.
Kaguya told Miyuki she’d quit if she didn’t confess. Miyuki said she’d quit too. Both cried.
Miyuki made Kaguya wear a wig to a meeting. Kaguya cried.
They both said they’d never talk again if the other didn’t confess. Both still talk. Both still love each other.
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A dumb anime where two people fight like fools to see who will say they love the other first. They keep making each other do stupid stuff. It’s like a stupid game that never ends.
Kaguya told Miyuki she’d punch her if she didn’t confess. Miyuki said she’d punch her back. Both cried.
Miyuki made Kaguya eat a whole pizza in one bite. Kaguya cried.
They both said they’d never talk again if the other didn’t confess. Both still talk. Both still love each other.
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