kagure

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Kagure is a super rare jewel you can find. She’s got the smoothest smile and a face that makes you want to slap yourself for being ugly. People can't stop staring at her because she’s basically a glitter bomb with a heart of gold.

I saw Kagure in the mall and my brain short-circuited.

My cousin asked me why I was drooling on the floor. I said, 'Kagure walked by.'

I tried to text her and got a message saying, 'You're cute, but I'm already in love with my reflection.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kagure is a jewel so rare it’s basically a legend. She smiles like she just won the lottery and her face is so pretty it makes your face look like it got hit by a brick. She’s generous, kind, and would probably give you her last sandwich if you asked nicely.

My friend saw Kagure and immediately forgot his own name.

I asked Kagure for a sandwich and she gave me her last one. I ate it and cried.

Kagure walked into class and the teacher stopped teaching because she was too pretty.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kagure is the rarest jewel of them all. She has a smile that could make a dog stop barking and a face that could make a statue blush. She's got a heart full of love and would probably kick your ass if you messed with her friends.

I saw Kagure and my dog started barking at me. I think he was jealous.

Kagure gave me a sandwich and then kicked my dog for barking at me.

I asked her out and she said, 'I’d rather kiss a brick than date you.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago