kagumi

My cousin's dog is named Kagumi. It barks at everything like it's the king of the block.

My ex called me Kagumi because I looked like a sad emoji.

My math teacher named his pet turtle Kagumi. It’s the only thing he’s ever been proud of.

My friend’s baby sister is named Kagumi. It’s like she was born in a meme factory.

My neighbor’s cat is named Kagumi. It stares at me like I owe it money.

My uncle got a new tattoo that says Kagumi. It’s the only thing he ever got right.

My best friend’s son is named Kagumi. He cries when he’s sad and laughs when he’s angry.

My grandma named her parrot Kagumi. It squawks like it’s mad at life.

My boss named his new car Kagumi. It’s now the most embarrassing thing in the office.

My cousin’s kid is named Kagumi. He has zero friends and a lot of opinions.

My brother’s new pet goldfish is named Kagumi. It’s the most dramatic goldfish I’ve ever seen.

My mom named her new plant Kagumi. It’s now the most judgmental plant in the house.