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when you're head over heels for someone who thinks milk and tangerines are the only things worth getting hard for
I'm in love with this guy who only gets turned on by milk and tangerines. What's wrong with him?!
My crush is obsessed with tangerines and milk. I'm stuck with a fruit and a drink.
I'm dating a guy who thinks tangerines are the best thing since sliced bread. Milk is his second favorite.