Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who would rather die than sprint to the nearest burger joint.

I'm not running to McDonald's, I'm dying here.

If I have to run, I'll walk. I'm a Kagoot.

You think I'm going to run for fries? I'm a Kagoot.

2

The kind of person who thinks walking is a sport.

I walked to McDonald's, I'm a Kagoot.

I didn't run, I walked. I'm a Kagoot.

Running is for dogs. I'm a Kagoot.

3

Someone who would let a burger rot before they ran for it.

I let the burger rot. I'm a Kagoot.

I ran for the burger? No, I'm not a Kagoot.

I walked past the burger. I'm a Kagoot.

4

A human who would rather sit and stare at the ceiling than run to get food.

I sat and stared. I'm a Kagoot.

Running? I’d rather watch paint dry. I’m a Kagoot.

I’m not running, I’m meditating. I’m a Kagoot.

5

A person who thinks walking is a sign of greatness.

I walked to get my burger. I’m a Kagoot.

Walking is a sign of greatness. I’m a Kagoot.

I don’t run, I walk. I’m a Kagoot.

6

Someone who would rather eat a whole pizza than run to get it.

I ate a whole pizza instead of running. I’m a Kagoot.

Running? I’d rather eat. I’m a Kagoot.

I walked to get pizza. I’m a Kagoot.