kagool

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A kagool is a smelly waterproof jacket that only the most stubborn hikers and sheep shaggers in the UK will ever wear. It’s like a second skin, but with more sweat and less dignity.
My kagool reeks like a dead goat. I’ve been wearing it for three days straight.
This kagool is so waterproof, it turned my socks into a soggy mess.
I wore my kagool to the sheep shagging competition. I won. Obviously.
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In the game 'Conflict Desert Storm,' the Iraqis scream 'kagool!' every time they get killed. It’s like they’re saying 'f*** you!' but with more yelling and less f***ing.
I heard 'kagool!' so loud, I thought my brother was screaming in the middle of a war.
Every time I die in the game, I yell 'kagool!' just to annoy my friends.
The Iraqis yelled 'kagool!' so much, I think they lost their voices.
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A kagool is basically a raincoat for people who think they’re tough. It’s called 'kag' for short, and 'kag in a bag' is just a fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to wear it properly.
My kag in a bag is just a bag with a kag. I’m too lazy to put it on.
I wear my kag like a cloak. I look like a medieval warrior who’s also wet.
My kag is so old, it’s practically a relic. I found it in the back of my closet.
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