kagomi

She told me my crush was a bald eagle and I believed her.

She made me eat a whole pizza by myself and called it a love test.

She said my mom was a disco ball and I texted her back crying.

She said I was a sad bag of chips and I fought her in the hallway.

She called my hair a sidewalk and I asked for a second opinion.

She said my voice was a broken recorder and I cried in math class.

She reminded me I failed the math test in front of the whole class.

She posted my embarrassing DMs on Instagram.

She told my dad I was a failed experiment and he believed her.