Kagodyama religion

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Kagodyama religion is when you pray to Kageyama Tobio like he’s a god. You drink milk like it’s holy water, but you’re mad about it because you’re tired of being the weakest link.
I drank milk so angry it tasted like revenge.
Prayed to Kageyama for my life. He didn’t answer. I drank more milk.
Milk is my religion. Kageyama is my god. I’m the worst信徒.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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We worship Kageyama Tobio so hard we name our religion after him. We drink milk like it’s our holy duty, and we curse everyone else for not doing it.
Drank milk at 2 AM because I had to. Kageyama, I’m not sorry.
You don’t drink milk? You’re not a real person.
Milk is holy. I’m not. I’m just a broken kid.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kagodyama religion is when you yell at Kageyama Tobio for being strong. You drink milk like it’s a punishment, but you still do it because you’re a masochist.
Yelled at Kageyama. Milk tasted like guilt.
Drank milk like it was a test. Failed. Still drank.
Kageyama is strong. I’m not. Milk is my only hope.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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