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A cute thing that thinks it's tough but can't even admit it
You: 'You're so cute!' Kago: 'I am not!' (while blushing)
Kago: 'I'm not cute!' (as her dog licks her face)
Kago: 'I'm totally not cute!' (while wearing a unicorn onesie)
Kago
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A guy who looks like a god but acts like a nervous chicken, but he’s smart as hell and sweet as pie. Don’t mess with him, or he’ll ghost you for life.
He got a perfect score on the test but said, 'I just guessed.'
He helped you with your math homework and then said, 'I’m just doing this because I’m nice.'
He asked you out and then said, 'I just felt like it.'
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A person who is adorable but too stubborn to accept it
'I’m not cute!' (while wearing a cat costume)
'I’m totally not cute!' (as a puppy jumps on him)
'I’m not cute!' (while doing a cartwheel in the park)
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A brain-dead loser who doesn’t want to live but still breathes. The only things that keep him going are his meaty recipes and watching two sweaty muscleheads wrestle.
'I’m still alive, and I don’t know why.'
'I eat meat every day. That’s the only thing keeping me alive.'
'I watch wrestling every day. I don’t know why I still breathe.'
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A loud, annoying kid who thinks she’s sassy but is just a pain in the ass. She’s full of energy but also lazy as hell.
'I’m sassy!' (as she yelled at her dog)
'I’m not annoying!' (as she interrupted the teacher)
'I’m just super energetic!' (as she fell asleep in class)
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A person who is awesome at what they do but people don’t realize it. Don’t underestimate them, they’ll beat you up and laugh about it later.
'I’m just doing my thing.' (as he beat up three guys)
'I didn’t even try.' (as he finished the race first)
'I’m just average.' (as he won the championship)