kagley

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A human joke machine who makes you laugh until you cry and then insults you for it

Kagley walked into the room and said, 'I’m here to ruin your day,' and then told a joke so good I forgot to hate him.

At the party, Kagley started a rap battle with the DJ and won by screaming, 'I’m a kagley, and I’ve got a degree in being ridiculous!'

My boss called me a kagley for making a spreadsheet that laughed at the numbers.

A person so funny they could turn a funeral into a stand-up show and still get kicked out

At my aunt’s funeral, Kagley told a joke about her dead cat and got thrown out by the priest.

Kagley turned my math test into a comedy routine and got a zero for being too funny.

The bar got kicked out because Kagley made the bouncer laugh so hard he fell over.

A person who is 10% human and 90% pure chaos with a side of jokes

Kagley walked into my classroom and said, 'I’m here to destroy your brain,' and then made a joke about the principal’s bald head.

My friend’s dog started barking at Kagley, and Kagley responded by doing a dance and a karate chop.

Kagley turned my essay about the moon into a stand-up set and got extra credit for being a menace.