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You called my mom a flamingo. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

He got cursed by a witch and still said it was a compliment.

I told her her hair looked like a raccoon. She thanked me.

You screamed at me for 10 minutes. I asked if I could have more cake.

She called me a donkey. I said thanks and took a bite of her sandwich.

I told him his pants were on fire. He said, 'Great, I love fire.'

A baby called me a fish. I said, 'That's the nicest thing I've ever heard.'

My kid said I smelled like a garbage can. I said, 'Thank you, I'm a garbage can.'

A baby threw a noodle at me. I said, 'That was a high five.'

A dragon yelled at me for 2 hours. I said, 'That was the best part of my day.'

I got cursed by a wizard. I said, 'That was a nice touch.'

A dragon said I looked like a soggy sock. I said, 'Thank you.'

You called me a chicken. I said, 'That’s the best thing you’ve ever said.'

I got called a chicken by a goat. I said, 'That’s a compliment from a goat. I’m honored.'

You told me I looked like a chicken. I said, 'That’s the best compliment I’ve ever heard.'