Kagivan Manoharakanthan

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the goat who thinks he's the king of the jungle but can't even remember his own name
I saw Kagivan Manoharakanthan try to explain why he was late. He forgot his own name.
He said he was the goat god. I said, 'Bro, you’re the goat who forgot his lunch.'
He tried to be cool. He forgot his own name. That’s not cool. That’s sad.
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the goat who talks too much and doesn't know when to stop
Kagivan Manoharakanthan started talking about his goat dream. He still hasn't stopped.
He talked about his goat life for 10 minutes. I fell asleep.
He told me his goat story. It had 12 endings. I don’t know which one was real.
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the goat who is always bragging but can’t do anything
He said he could run faster than a cheetah. He tripped over a rock.
He bragged about his goat skills. He couldn’t even catch a ball.
He said he was the goat god. He couldn’t even remember his name.
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