Kagged

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When you get murdered or murder someone while you're lagging. Or when you mess up so badly that the only reason you messed up is because you were gagging on something.
I kagged my friend because I was too busy gagging on a greasy burger.
He got kagged while lagging in the game. No one saw it coming.
She kagged the whole class because she was gagging on a rotten pizza.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Tripping someone so fast they hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. It’s like a sweep leg, but only West Alabama ghetto kids know how to do it right.
He kagged me in the hallway and I face-planted into the lockers.
She kagged her brother and he fell into a puddle of spaghetti.
I kagged my mom and she fell into the dog food.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Eating or drinking something like it’s the last thing you want to do. You’re forced to swallow it like it’s trying to kill you.
I kagged my cereal because it tasted like old shoes.
He kagged his soup like it was a curse from the devil.
She kagged her coffee and it burned her tongue.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A total ugly, annoying, rude, and gross person. They make your skin crawl and your brain scream.
That kagged girl in my class smells like a dead raccoon.
My neighbor is a total kag. He eats pizza with his hands and talks too much.
My cousin is a kag. He wears socks with sandals and eats crayons.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Getting raped by someone who leaks all over you. It’s like being covered in a fountain of bodily fluids.
He kagged me in the hallway and I got covered in spaghetti sauce.
She kagged me during lunch and I had to wipe my face with my napkin.
I got kagged by my brother and now my shirt smells like onions.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A cute Asian girl or a really fobby Asian girl. The cute one gets a lot of attention. The fobby one is stuck in the past and can’t handle modern life.
That kag in the class is super cute. I want to ask her out.
My cousin is a kag and she still uses a flip phone.
He called me a kag and I told him to shut up.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A stupid slogan that white guys yell at the top of their lungs to feel important, even though they have no idea what it means.
My brother yelled ‘Keep America Great’ like he was running for president.
We said ‘Keep America Great’ in the school hallway and got in trouble.
My dad wears a ‘Keep America Great’ shirt and thinks it’s cool.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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