Kageprayers

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Kageprayers is our religion. We worship Kageyama like he's a god. We don't use holy water. We use holy milk. We drink it like it's poison and pray he doesn't kill us.

I drank holy milk and it tasted like regret. Kageyama must be mad at me.

My mom made me drink holy milk. I threw up. I got blessed.

I prayed to Kageyama with holy milk. He didn't answer. I'm doomed.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kageprayers is when we pray to Kageyama like he's the only god. We don't use water. We use milk. We drink it and yell at him to make us strong.

I drank holy milk and yelled at Kageyama. He didn't hear me. I'm weak.

My friend drank holy milk and turned into a god. I stayed normal. I'm jealous.

I prayed to Kageyama with holy milk. He laughed at me. I'm cursed.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kageprayers is like a religion. We worship Kageyama. We use milk instead of water. We drink it and hope he doesn't hate us.

I drank holy milk and prayed. Kageyama didn't answer. I'm doomed.

My dad drank holy milk. He got blessed. I just got cursed.

I prayed to Kageyama with holy milk. He looked at me. I'm terrified.

by Slangipedia 9d ago