Kagening

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Kagen is a softie who laughs at your jokes but will cuss you out if you insult cats. He’s tiny, gets in trouble like a dog, and knows everyone’s business.

Kagen: 'I’m not fighting you, I’m just doing my job.'

Kagen: 'You called my cat fat? I’ll rip your face off.'

Kagen: 'I know where you live. I know your mom.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kagen is so rare, it’s like finding a golden goose. If you meet another Kagen, you two will try to kill each other like it’s a competition.

Kagen: 'You’re a Kagen? Let’s settle this with a duel.'

Kagen: 'I’ve killed three Kagens before breakfast.'

Kagen: 'I don’t know you, but I hate you.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kagen is like a hot mongoose in the sun. She’s the prettiest girl you’ll ever see and will be your best friend if you’re not a jerk.

Kagen: 'You’re the ugliest guy I’ve ever met.'

Kagen: 'I’ll be your best friend if you stop being a dork.'

Kagen: 'I’m a mongoose in the sun and I know it.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kagen is a long, lanky Hawaiian who licks windows like they’re his ex-girlfriend.

Kagen: 'I licked that window till it was clean and my ex was jealous.'

Kagen: 'I lick windows for fun and you’re not invited.'

Kagen: 'That window is my love.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kagening is when someone goes absolutely insane over tiny details, like the label on a walkie-talkie. They’ll argue with you until you’re tired and they’re still right.

Kagen: 'The label is wrong! I will not move until it’s fixed.'

Kagen: 'That sticky label is the reason I’m right.'

Kagen: 'You think I’m wrong? I’ll fight you.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago