kagen

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Kagen is a stupid name for a guy. If you meet another Kagen, you start a war. They fight with swords. They don’t care if they get decapitated. They’re usually cute, but don’t let that fool you.
Kagen walked into the room. Another Kagen screamed, 'I will kill you!'
They had a sword fight in the library. No one stopped them.
Kagen was cute. Then he tried to kill me. I ran.
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Kagen is a hot mongoose in the sun. She’s the most beautiful girl ever. She’s nice to people who are loyal. If you’re not, she’ll laugh at you.
Kagen smiled at me. I felt like I was in love.
She laughed at the traitor. He cried.
She’s like a mongoose in the sun. Hot and beautiful.
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Kagen is a weird guy who loves cats. He’ll punch you if you say something bad about cats. He’s short, gets in trouble, and knows everyone.
He punched me for calling cats 'fluffy.'
He was short. He knew the principal. He got in trouble for eating pizza in class.
He protected cats. He’s like a cat superhero.
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Kagen is a lanky Hawaiian who licks windows. He’s weird. He licks windows. He’s not normal.
He licked the window. It was gross.
He’s from Hawaii. He licks windows. He’s weird.
He licks windows like it’s a job.
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Kagening is when someone goes crazy over tiny details. They argue about stuff no one cares about. They’re obsessed with sticky labels on walkie-talkies.
He argued about the sticky label on the walkie-talkie. I got tired of it.
Kagening is like being obsessed with stickers. It’s annoying.
He went full Kagening. I tried to leave. He followed me.
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