Kagelpa

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a grandma or mom who looks like she could drop a kid and still make you cry, used by boys who think their grandmas are hot and don't know why

My grandma is a kagelpa, and she still makes me do sit-ups.

He said his mom was a kagelpa, and now he's grounded.

Why is my teacher a kagelpa? She gave me a pop quiz.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a grandma or mom so hot, she makes your face turn red, and your brain forgets math, used by boys who think their grandmas are the best thing since chocolate

My grandma is a kagelpa, and I failed math because I was thinking about her.

He said his grandma was a kagelpa, and now he’s texting her.

My teacher called my grandma a kagelpa, and now I'm in trouble.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

a grandma or mom who looks like she could eat you for breakfast, used by boys who think their grandmas are the most beautiful people on earth

My grandma is a kagelpa, and I’m scared she’ll eat me.

He said his grandma was a kagelpa, and now he’s eating cereal for dinner.

My teacher called my grandma a kagelpa, and now she's eating my lunch.

by Slangipedia 10d ago