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A dirty workout where you squeeze your vag like a python to make it tighter so you can give a guy a squeeze that’ll make him cum before he even starts.
My aunt does this every day so she can give her husband a squeeze that'll make him wet his pants.
My gym teacher said it's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
My cousin told me she does it so her husband won't complain about his 'loose grip' anymore.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A cocky, synchronized swimmer who thinks he’s Black and acts like he’s the king of the pool, even though he can’t float without a life jacket.
He told me he’s going to beat Michael Phelps at the Olympics.
He posted a video of himself doing a flip and said it was 'Black excellence' in the making.
He called me a 'white twerp' for not knowing how to float.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A workout for old women who want to hold on to their man like a vice, even when he's got the strength of a 12-year-old.
She said she does it so she can 'grab him by the balls and not let go' at 80.
She told me she’s doing it so she can 'make her husband cum so hard he'll fall off the bed' at 90.
She’s got a calendar and a schedule for when she’ll squeeze her vag like it’s a vice.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When cousins or brothers marry each other and the kids come out with weird hair and eyes and look like they were made in a science lab.
My cousin married his sister and their kid has hair that looks like a tornado hit it.
My uncle married his niece and their kid looks like a monster from a horror movie.
My brother’s kid has one eye blue and one green and people think he’s a witch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you stick envelopes together like they’re best friends and you don’t care if they get smushed or ripped.
She stuck the envelopes together so fast, they looked like they were in a fight.
He glued them so hard, the envelopes were like a couple holding hands forever.
They stuck them like they were in love and didn’t care if they got broken.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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