Kageet

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Kageet is when you yank some dude from one spot to another like he’s a piece of trash and you’re the garbage truck.
I kageeted my buddy from the fridge to the couch because he was eating my pizza.
She kageeted the guy who stole her phone right in front of the whole school.
I kageeted my brother from the kitchen to the living room because he was eating my snack.
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Kageet is like throwing a meatball at a wall and hoping it sticks. But this time, the meatball is your enemy.
He kageeted me from the bus to the hallway because I told his crush he was ugly.
My mom kageeted me from the couch to the kitchen because I didn’t clean my room.
The teacher kageeted the kid who talked during the test.
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Kageet is when you move someone so fast, they don’t know if they’re coming or going, and probably neither do you.
I kageeted my friend from the park to the street because he was talking too loud.
My dad kageeted me from the kitchen to the front yard because I broke his favorite mug.
The principal kageeted the kid who ran away from lunch.
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Kageet is like being thrown out of a airplane but with less screaming and more confusion.
She kageeted the guy who took her seat on the bus.
I kageeted my brother from the kitchen to the hallway because he was eating my snack again.
My mom kageeted me from the couch to the kitchen because I didn’t clean my room for the third time this week.
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Kageet is when you toss someone like a rag doll and hope they land in a spot that makes sense.
I kageeted my brother from the table to the floor because he spilled my drink.
My friend kageeted the guy who stole her pencil during class.
The teacher kageeted the kid who wouldn’t stop talking during the test.
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