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When you stick your butt on a toilet seat that’s wet and sticky like a used tampon
My cousin tried to sit on a toilet seat that had glue and water on it. He screamed like a baby.
I saw my mom do this in the school bathroom. She looked like she was in pain.
My friend’s dog did this and got stuck to the seat. It was a mess.
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Sitting on a toilet that feels like it was dipped in sewage and glitter
My brother sat on a toilet seat that was so sticky, it left his pants in a glue puddle.
I did this in the airport bathroom and got stuck. The guy behind me laughed like a hyena.
My dog tried this and came out looking like a soggy pretzel.
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When you put your butt on a toilet seat that’s so sticky it tries to eat your pants
I did this at my grandma’s house and my pants were stuck to the seat for 10 minutes.
My friend’s cat tried this and got stuck. It was a real nightmare.
I saw a guy do this in the mall and he looked like he was being tortured.
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Putting your butt on a toilet seat that’s like a wet glue trap for your pants
I did this at the gas station and my pants were stuck to the seat. It was embarrassing.
My dog did this and came out looking like a wet dog with a glue beard.
My little brother tried this and his pants were stuck. He cried like a baby.
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When you sit on a toilet seat that feels like it’s trying to steal your pants
I did this in the library and my pants were stuck. Everyone looked at me like I was crazy.
My dog did this and got stuck. He looked like he was in a glue war.
My friend did this and his pants were glued to the seat. He screamed like a girl.
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Sitting on a toilet seat that’s sticky and wet like a soggy pizza
My cousin did this and his pants were stuck. It looked like a pizza disaster.
I did this at the park and my pants were glued to the seat. It was a real mess.
My dog tried this and came out looking like a soggy pizza.
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