Kage-sexual

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When someone thinks Kageyama Tobio is the only decent human being on the planet and everyone else is a waste of oxygen

I’d date Kageyama even if he was a serial killer. The rest of you can rot in hell.

If Kageyama had a twin brother, I’d punch him in the face.

I’d marry Kageyama’s shadow if he died and became a ghost.

When you worship Kageyama like he’s a god and everyone else is just a bad copy of him

Kageyama is perfect. You? You’re just a mess.

I’d follow Kageyama into a burning building. I’d let you burn.

If Kageyama blinked at me, I’d faint and die.

When you get so jealous of anyone who looks at Kageyama that you start screaming and throwing things

I saw someone smile at Kageyama and I threw my shoe at them.

If Kageyama said hi to someone else, I’d cry and text him 100 times.

I got so mad at Kageyama’s friend that I bit my lip until it bled.

When you’re so into Kageyama that you’d rather die than be with anyone else

If I had to choose between Kageyama and pizza, I’d choose Kageyama and starve.

I’d rather be buried alive than date someone who isn’t Kageyama.

I’d take a bullet for Kageyama. I’d take 10 bullets for him.

When you think Kageyama is the best thing that ever happened to you and everyone else is just a waste of time

Kageyama is my life. You’re just a distraction.

I’d skip school to text Kageyama. I’d let my teacher yell at me.

If Kageyama didn’t exist, I’d invent him and then yell at him for being perfect.

When you’re so into Kageyama that you start ignoring your friends, your family, and your basic human needs

I didn’t eat breakfast because I was too busy thinking about Kageyama.

I ignored my mom to send Kageyama a DM.

I forgot my homework because I was too busy staring at Kageyama’s face.