Kage Brown

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A self-centered skank who sends confusing vibes when you start dating her. She claims she's trying to change but always ends up being a dumbass who gets caught doing something embarrassing. If you have a friend named Kage Brown, don’t date him unless he asks you first. That’s when you find out he actually likes you but is too dumb to say no. He’s a player, a man whore, and a total jerk. The only good thing about him is his friendship, and even then, he’ll yell at you when he’s mad.
He texted me, 'I’m trying to be better,' then went to the bar with his ex.
He said he was over me, then I saw him crying in the bathroom.
He told me he was going to stop being a player, then he asked me out again.
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A backstabbing cow who plays hard to get but ends up being a total idiot. She says she wants to change but just can’t stop doing stupid things. If you date Kage Brown before he asks you, you’re gonna get hurt. He’s a total jackass, a player, and he can’t say no to anything. But as a friend, he’s amazing, until he yells at you for no reason.
He said he was done with me, then I saw him talking to his ex at the store.
He told me he was going to stop being a player, then he asked me out again.
He sent me a text saying, 'I’m trying to be better,' then went to the club with his ex.
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A lying piece of trash who tries to act like she’s changing but ends up being a dumbass. She sends mixed signals, then gets caught doing something stupid. Don’t date Kage Brown unless he asks you first, you’ll find out he actually likes you but is too dumb to say no. He’s a total man whore, a jerk, and a player. But as a friend, he’s great, until he yells at you for no reason.
He said he was over me, then I caught him talking to his ex at the mall.
He told me he was going to stop being a player, then he asked me out again.
He said he was trying to be better, then went to the bar with his ex.
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