kagaza

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The ugly, smelly stuff doctors throw away when they cut you open and hope you don’t look too closely.

My surgeon said my kagaza was so bad, it could’ve been used as a turd bag.

After the operation, my kagaza was so gross, it made the nurse gag.

They called my kagaza 'the thing from hell' and threw it in the trash like it was a curse.

The slimy, fishy bits that hang off a salmon like it’s trying to escape the ocean.

That salmon’s kagaza looked like it had been dipped in dirt and left in the sun.

The kagaza on that fish was so bad, it made the chef cry.

I’d rather eat a sock than eat that salmon’s kagaza.

The stuff you wish you could throw away, like your old socks or your brother’s bad decisions.

My kagaza was so bad, it deserved its own island.

I told my mom my kagaza was worse than her cooking.

That kagaza was so useless, it could’ve been used as a doormat for a sloth.