Kaganos

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A Canadian guy who’s too weak to hide his faggotness. He’s like a flamingo in a snowstorm, gay and flamin’ stupid.

My cousin is a Kaganos. He cried when I beat him at Mario Kart.

That Kaganos tried to flirt with my mom. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

My teacher said I was a Kaganos. I told him to go kiss his mom.

A person who runs out of breath so fast, they might as well have a hole in their lungs.

At the gym, I saw a Kaganos trying to do burpees. He looked like a fish out of water.

My dog is a Kaganos. He runs after a ball and then collapses like a dead elephant.

My grandma is a Kaganos. She gets out of bed and gasps like she just climbed Mount Everest.

When someone shows up like magic, usually right when you need them most. It’s like they’re hiding behind a wall and just teleport in.

My friend showed up at the party like he just appeared from a portal. He said, 'I’m here to save you.'

I was about to cry when my brother came in like a superhero. He said, 'I’m here to help.'

I was stuck in traffic when my mom appeared out of nowhere. She said, 'I came to save you from this madness.'