Kagal

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The Kagal was a giant, smelly lizard that ate your lunch and called your mom fat.
My math teacher said I was a Kagal because I ate the whole pizza.
My cousin's dog ran away and came back with a Kagal on its back.
I told my brother he was a Kagal and he threw a chair at me.
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The Kagal was like a dinosaur but with more farts and less patience for your bad grades.
My dad said I was a Kagal because I failed science and didn't do my homework.
The Kagal came out of the closet and scared my little sister.
My brother's pet Kagal ate his homework and it was still bad.
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The Kagal was the worst dinosaur ever and it lived in your mom's basement.
My mom said I was a Kagal because I stayed up till 2 a. m. watching TikTok.
The Kagal ate my goldfish and left a note that said 'You're ugly.'
My brother's Kagal came to life and started fighting my dad.
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