kagaku

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Chemistry or science but in Japanese. Like when your brain explodes from too much homework.
My teacher said kagaku is like math but with more explosions.
I failed kagaku because I forgot how to blow things up.
Kagaku is the reason I have a headache every Monday.
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A nickname that sounds like science but is actually just a weird way to call someone.
My friend’s nickname is Kagaku because he talks too much about atoms.
She called me Kagaku because I’m a total nerd.
My dog’s nickname is Kagaku because he smells like a lab.
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A Japanese word that means science. Also a way to curse someone when they fail a test.
Kagaku! I failed my test because I didn’t study!
Kagaku! My brain is melting!
Kagaku! I hate chemistry!
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