Kag (Kawg)

My cousin is a Kag. He tried to rap and it sounded like a goat screamed at a pizza.

My teacher called me a Kag because I drew a mustache on the principal's face.

My dog is a Kag. He thinks he's a superhero, but he just eats my shoes.

My neighbor is a Kag. He tried to build a spaceship out of old trash cans.

My friend is a Kag. He thinks the president is a robot.

My brother is a Kag. He told the cops he was a wizard.

My math teacher is a Kag. He called me a 'math demon' for getting an A.

My mom is a Kag. She thinks the internet is a real place.

My dog is a Kag. He barks at the mailman like it's a war.

My uncle is a Kag. He tried to start a band with his cat.

My friend is a Kag. He thinks he can fly by jumping off a building.

My dad is a Kag. He tried to fix the TV with a banana.

My brother is a Kag. He thinks a fish is a type of bird.

My neighbor is a Kag. He tried to ride a cow like a horse.

My friend is a Kag. He thinks the sun is a giant egg.

My cousin is a Kag. He wears a crown to school and thinks he’s a king.

My friend is a Kag. He tried to rule my classroom with a stick.

My dog is a Kag. He thinks he’s the king of the park.