Kafukuswii

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A Kenyan word for a man who thinks he’s the main event but is just a side dish to someone else’s drama

'He’s a kafukuswii, always talking about his ex like she’s the only one who matters.'

'He tried to flirt with my sister and called me a kafukuswii in front of everyone.'

'He’s a kafukuswii who can’t handle the fact that I’m getting more attention than him.'

A Kenyan guy who acts like he’s the star of the show but is really just a backup dancer to someone else’s life

'He’s a kafukuswii who thinks he’s the main character in my life.'

'He posted a tweet saying I’m a kafukuswii because I didn’t reply to his DMs.'

'He called me a kafukuswii after I got a job and he still works at the corner store.'

A Kenyan man who thinks he’s the hero of the story but is just a cameo in someone else’s blockbuster

'He’s a kafukuswii who thinks he’s the hero of my life.'

'He texted me and said I’m a kafukuswii because I chose my friend over him.'

'He said I’m a kafukuswii because I didn’t go to his birthday party.'

A Kenyan guy who thinks he’s the main man but is just a background actor in someone else’s movie

'He’s a kafukuswii who thinks he’s the main man in my life.'

'He called me a kafukuswii because I went to the concert with my friend instead of him.'

'He said I’m a kafukuswii because I left him hanging for a month.'

A Kenyan man who thinks he’s the lead but is just a sidekick in someone else’s adventure

'He’s a kafukuswii who thinks he’s the lead in my life.'

'He called me a kafukuswii because I got the promotion he wanted.'

'He’s a kafukuswii who thinks he’s the main guy but is just a sidekick.'