kafta

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Lebanese meat logs that are so dry they could make a desert weep. They’re tasty, but calling them meatballs is like calling a dog a couch.

My aunt sent me a box of kafta and I cried because they were so dry, I thought they were my uncle’s old socks.

I tried to eat kafta for breakfast and it felt like I was chewing on a sandbag.

My friend said kafta is the best thing ever, but I’m pretty sure he’s just mad he can’t eat them with ketchup.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Spiced meat clumps, sometimes lamb, chicken, or beef, mixed with veggies like onions and grilled on sticks or used in fancy meals. Found mostly in places where people know how to cook and don’t say ‘meatball’ like it’s a curse.

My mom makes kafta every Friday and I swear it tastes like heaven, but also like my math teacher’s coffee.

I tried to make kafta myself and it came out more like a meat bomb than a meal.

My uncle said kafta is the best thing since sliced bread, but I think he just wants to fight my cousin.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The reason why some people have a lunch break and others just sit there like they’re being punished.

I ate kafta and it was so good, I forgot my math homework and my teacher gave me a detention.

My brother said kafta is the best thing ever, but I think he just wants to skip school.

I tried to eat kafta and it was so good, I started talking to the ceiling like it was my best friend.

by Slangipedia 1d ago