Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A huge gay man's meat or a straight man's weenie, depending on the mood

My cousin’s kaforski is so big, it could be a zip line for squirrels.

I saw the guy’s kaforski and instantly knew he was a straight man in disguise.

That kaforski was so long, it had its own Instagram page.

2

A meaty member that belongs to either a flamingo or a man who doesn’t know the difference

That kaforski was so pink, I thought it was a flamingo in a swimsuit.

He showed off his kaforski like it was the national treasure.

The kaforski was so big, it made the flamingo jealous.

3

Either a gay man’s meat or a straight man’s weenie, depending on who’s being mean

He called my kaforski a meaty miracle and I called his a weenie disaster.

My kaforski got roasted at the party, but it came back stronger.

My kaforski is so big, it could beat up a weenie in a fight.

4

A gay man’s cock or a straight man’s meat, depending on who’s being extra

My kaforski is so big, it could be a billboard for meat.

That kaforski looked like it could run a marathon.

He said my kaforski was so big, it had a heartbeat.

5

A cock that belongs to either a man who’s gay or a man who’s too proud to admit he’s a weenie

That kaforski was so big, it could be a meaty spaceship.

He called my kaforski a meaty monster and I called his a weenie wimp.

My kaforski was so big, it could start a war.

6

Either a man’s meat or a man’s weenie, depending on who’s being called a weenie

My kaforski was so big, it could be a meaty lighthouse.

He said my kaforski was bigger than a weenie’s ego.

That kaforski was so big, it could be a meaty mountain.