Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, ugly noise. It happens when you hit someone's face with a baseball bat like they owe you money.

My cousin kafooshed his brother for stealing his lunch money.

She kafooshed the kid who laughed at her crush.

He kafooshed the guy who called him a wimp.

2

When you hit someone so hard with a bat their face looks like a smashed watermelon. Very satisfying.

I kafooshed my dad for forgetting my birthday again.

She kafooshed the bully who took her snack.

He kafooshed the guy who said he was better than him.

3

A sound you make when you beat someone up with a bat because you're angry and they deserve it.

I kafooshed my friend for eating my pizza.

She kafooshed the kid who gave her a bad haircut.

He kafooshed the guy who called him a loser.

4

The sound of a bat hitting someone's face like they're a bad joke and you're the punchline.

I kafooshed my brother for stealing my video game.

She kafooshed the kid who said she was ugly.

He kafooshed the guy who called him a chicken.

5

A loud, painful noise made when you swing a bat at someone's face like they're your worst enemy.

I kafooshed my mom for yelling at me.

She kafooshed the kid who broke her phone.

He kafooshed the guy who said he was better at everything.