Kafloaty

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When you're so high you think you're floating but your brain is also trying to throw up
I ate three tacos and now I'm kafloaty
After that second hit, I was kafloaty and my mom was worried
I'm kafloaty and my pants are on fire
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Like you're in a blender but you're also smiling like a fool
That drink made me kafloaty and I laughed at my brother
I was kafloaty and tried to dance on the ceiling
My friend is kafloaty and won't stop talking about pizza
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When you’re so messed up you think you’re flying but you’re just tripping over your own feet
I got kafloaty and walked into a wall
That party made me kafloaty and I cried in a trash can
I was kafloaty and tried to talk to my dog like he was my boss
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When you’re floating like a balloon but your brain is screaming inside your head
I drank too much and got kafloaty
After the concert, I was kafloaty and hugged a stranger
I got kafloaty and tried to sing but it sounded like a cat was yelling
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When you're so out of it you think you're flying but you're just falling over like a drunk jellyfish
That pill made me kafloaty and I talked to my plants
I got kafloaty and tried to ride a bike but fell
I was kafloaty and my dog ran in circles around me
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When you're so zonked you think you're floating but your body is just flopping around like a fish out of water
I was kafloaty and tried to do my math homework
That smoothie hit me like a truck and I got kafloaty
I got kafloaty and my neighbor thought I was having a seizure
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