Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man so well hung you could build a house out of his junk

I saw a kaflash at the gym and the weights got jealous.

My uncle is a kaflash and his kids have their own social media.

That guy at the bar looked like he had a kaflash for a dad.

2

A man whose junk is so big it has its own ZIP code

My friend’s dog barked at a kaflash and got a flat tire.

The kaflash walked into a restaurant and the waiter asked for a bigger table.

I asked my teacher if I could take a kaflash to the prom and he said no.

3

A man so hung you could use his junk as a ladder

The kaflash walked into the club and the DJ dropped the beat.

My brother is a kaflash and he’s got a side hustle as a superhero.

I tried to sneak out of class and ran into a kaflash in the hallway.

4

A man who’s hung so good it should be illegal

The kaflash came to my birthday and I got a standing ovation.

I asked my mom if I could be a kaflash when I grow up and she said no.

The kaflash walked into the school and the principal called the cops.

5

A man who’s hung so well you could live in his junk

I saw a kaflash and my neighbor’s cat ran away.

My brother’s friend is a kaflash and he’s got a girlfriend from each state.

The kaflash came to my house and my dog tried to eat him.

6

A man who’s hung so good it’s like a full-time job

I got a kaflash for my birthday and my friends were jealous.

The kaflash walked into the store and the clerk said, 'We don’t do that here.'

My teacher said I could be a kaflash if I finished my homework.