kafkaeskocracy

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A government run by rich jerks who think they're gods and act like they're on a crazy high, making decisions that make no sense and leave everyone confused and mad.
The president just announced a new tax on pizza because he thinks it's a luxury.
They built a palace for the prime minister while the homeless are sleeping on park benches.
The minister said the sky was falling, so everyone had to wear helmets to work.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When the rich and powerful run the country like it's a game show, and the people are the contestants who get screwed over every time.
The king said he'd only rule if the people gave him a million gold coins.
They changed the laws just because the rich guy had a bad hair day.
The president started a war just to get a better discount on his yacht.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A country ruled by rich people who think they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly not, and they make the rest of us deal with their nonsense.
The queen decided the country should be run by her pet parrot.
They spent billions on a new spaceship for the king while schools had no books.
The minister said the moon was made of cheese and everyone had to eat it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A government run by the rich who are so full of themselves, they think the world revolves around them and they make everyone else suffer for their own stupid reasons.
The king declared war on the ocean because it wouldn't stop crashing.
They built a bridge to nowhere just because the rich guy said so.
The president said the sun was tired and needed a nap, so the whole country had to go dark.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A country where the rich people are so clueless, they think they're in charge, but they're just making everything worse for everyone else.
The king said the sky was green and everyone had to paint their houses green too.
They changed the time zones just so the rich guy could sleep longer.
The minister started a new religion because he thought he was a god.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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