Kafka-esque-esque

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Words that have been beat to death by posers who think they’re smart.
'Kafka-esque-esque' is just a fancy way of saying 'messed up' by a kid who failed English.
My teacher used it three times in one paragraph. I cried.
He texted me 'it’s Kafka-esque-esque' when I spilled coffee on his shirt.
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A word that’s been dragged through the mud by people who don’t know what it means.
She said the movie was Kafka-esque-esque. It was just bad.
My dad used it in a sentence and it sounded like he was reading a dictionary.
He DM’d me 'this is Kafka-esque-esque' after I called him a donkey.
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A word that’s been turned into a joke by people who think they’re deep.
He called my essay Kafka-esque-esque. It was just long.
My friend used it in a poem and it ruined it.
She said the math test was Kafka-esque-esque. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
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A word that’s been kicked around by people who don’t know what it means.
He called my dog Kafka-esque-esque. It just barked at me.
My mom used it in a sentence and it made no sense.
He said the pizza was Kafka-esque-esque. It was just cold.
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A word that’s been puked out by people who think they’re literary.
She called my drawing Kafka-esque-esque. It was just scribbles.
My brother used it in a text and it was just dumb.
He said the game was Kafka-esque-esque. It was just boring.
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