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When the government picks the imams just to ram their stupid liberal ideas down your throat like a fat kid at a buffet

The mayor picked an imam who wore socks with sandals and preached about pizza and freedom.

The imam said Allah loves tacos and hates homework.

The mosque now teaches that Allah is a vegan and hates football.

It’s when the government shoves imams into mosques like they’re trying to start a cult and make everyone like it

The imam now says Allah is a Republican and hates Democrats.

The mosque is now a place where you get free snacks and hate speeches.

The imam said prayer time is now 3 PM on Fridays and it’s called 'lunchtime devotion.'

When the government picks imams just to make them say dumb stuff so everyone gets confused and annoyed

The imam now says Allah is a TikTok star and has 10 million followers.

The mosque now has a sign that says 'Allah loves beer and hates math.'

The imam told the kids to pray to Allah for better grades and less homework.