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The dumbest one in the group. The girl who somehow makes you feel like a superhero!

She showed up to the party and made me feel like I could bench-press a cow.

I was about to pass out, but she gave me a soda and suddenly I was sprinting.

She said I looked like a rockstar and I believed her. I still do.

The idiot who thinks she’s the best. She gives you energy, like you’re on caffeine and she’s on dumb.

She started singing and I got so hyped, I kicked a wall.

She said I looked like a king and I believed her. I still do.

She ran into me and I suddenly felt like I could fly.

The worst of the bunch. The girl who somehow gives you energy, like you’ve been drinking coffee and she’s been drinking stupidity.

She came in and I felt like I could do anything. Then I realized I couldn’t even tie my shoes.

She said I looked like a superhero and I believed her. I still do.

She laughed at me and I suddenly felt like I could win a race.