kafil

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He’s a decent guy but thinks he’s the brainiest in the room because he watched Jimmy Neutron like it was the last show on Earth. He’s got a smile that could light up a dark room and a family he’d die for, probably.

Kafil: "I got a 98% on the test, obviously." (He got a 98%)

Kafil: "I’m not smart, I’m just blessed." (He’s not smart, he’s just blessed.)

Kafil: "Jimmy Neutron is the reason I know what a portal is." (He’s not wrong.)

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kafil is a nice guy who’ll help you out but might cuss you out if you’re not paying attention. He’s tall enough to be a superhero and smart enough to pass tests, but he’s also the guy who forgets his lunch 10 times a week.

Kafil: "You’re not listening, so I’m gonna cuss you." (He cussed me.)

Kafil: "I’m gonna be a superhero when I grow up." (He’s 14.)

Kafil: "I forgot my lunch again, I’m gonna eat the dog." (He didn’t eat the dog.)

by Slangipedia 1d ago