Kafi

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A Kafi is the best friend you could ever ask for! She's a beast in the pool and laughs so hard she might bust a gut. She'll never make fun of you for being silly, she'll just call you crazy and hug you like you're her long-lost sibling.
Kafi: "You're not crazy, you're just amazing!", after I told her I once cried at a pizza commercial.
Kafi: "You're like a dolphin in a pool party!", when I told her I can swim 10 laps in a row.
Kafi: "Brandon? That's the best name ever!", when I told her my crush is named Brandon.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kafi is the kind of person who smiles at you even when you're being a meme machine. She’s a swimming genius, she laughs at your jokes, and if you’re named Brandon, she might just fall in love with you, and that’s not a threat, it’s a fact.
Kafi: "You’re like a meme explosion!", after I posted 10 memes in one message.
Kafi: "Brandon, you’re my favorite person ever!", when I told her my crush is named Brandon.
Kafi: "You swim like a dolphin on a caffeine high!", after I did a 50-meter sprint.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The most beautiful girl in the whole world. She makes your day better just by being in it. She’s sweet, she’s kind, and if you have her in your life, you’re the luckiest person on Earth, or at least the luckiest person in your class.
Kafi: "You look like you just walked out of a fairy tale!", after I came in wearing my pajamas.
Kafi: "You're the best thing that ever happened to me!", after I helped her with her math homework.
Kafi: "You’re my favorite person in the whole world!", after I told her I was sad.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who’s got small-dick energy, low sperm count, got circumcised at 35, and thinks he's the king of the gays. He’s got no life, and he probably cries when he doesn’t get a like on Instagram.
Kafi: "I got circumcised at 35, and it was the worst day of my life!", after I asked how he got circumcised.
Kafi: "I have one sperm and it’s not even good!", after I asked about his love life.
Kafi: "I cried when I didn’t get a like on Instagram!", after I asked what he does all day.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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THE MOST HOTTEST PERSON EVER! She loves everyone. She’s easy to talk to. People say she’s the ideal Nazi, blue eyes and blonde hair. If she kills you in a penguin costume, it’s because she’s horny. Titties! You want to date her, straight, gay, bi, or just really into titties.
Kafi: "I kill people in penguin costumes because I’m horny!", after I asked why she wore a penguin costume to school.
Kafi: "Titties!", after I asked her what she likes most.
Kafi: "You want to date me, straight, gay, bi, or just into titties!", after I told her I like titties.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who lives on the streets of Nairobi, steals cheap phones and shoes, and is also the only male in the school who can beat up teachers. He’s got no life, but he’s got style.
Kafi: "I stole a phone and a shoe today!", after he walked in with a new phone.
Kafi: "I beat up the teacher today!", after he came in with a bruised face.
Kafi: "I live on the streets of Nairobi!", after I asked where he lives.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A teacher from the 303 who drinks kafi and is a Shadi. She’s got a ton of energy and can make you feel like the most important person in the world, or the most annoying.
Kafi: "You’re the most important person in the world!", after I answered a question right.
Kafi: "You’re the most annoying person in the world!", after I talked for 10 minutes.
Kafi: "I drink kafi and I’m a Shadi!", after I asked what she does all day.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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