kaffle

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To crash like a drunk flamingo in a pillow fight. You can be a kaffler if you do it so much it becomes a lifestyle.

I kaffled right in the middle of my friend's pizza party. Now I'm stuck in a cheese dream.

He kaffled during a Zoom meeting. His face was on mute, but his snoring was live.

She kaffled so hard during a karaoke night, the mic fell off and her dog started singing.

A mess so bad it looks like a raccoon threw a tantrum in a sock drawer.

My closet is a kaffle. I can't find my pants, my socks, or my dignity.

The spaghetti was a kaffle. It was tangled, sticky, and full of regret.

His life is a kaffle. He has three jobs, two exes, and one very confused cat.

To ghost someone right when the fun starts. Kafflers are the worst because they do it every single time.

She kaffled me on my birthday. I had cake, and she had a phone.

He kaffled our plans for the concert. I had a ticket, and he had a hangover.

They kaffled the whole night. I was ready to party, and they were ready to nap.