kaffentzis

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A butt-ugly curly-haired piece of trash who has no friends and lets someone else take his spot in line for a big one
"That kaffentzis just let a fat kid cut in front of him for the last slice of pizza."
He’s the reason the school bus smells like old socks and regret.
His face looks like it was hit by a bag of bricks and a bag of hate.
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A hairball with no friends who takes a giant one up the ass like it’s a daily habit
"Why does that kaffentzis always look like he just fell into a dumpster and got shat on?"
He’s the reason the lunchroom has a no-smelling policy.
He takes a dump in the hallway and calls it a business move.
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A curly-haired, friendless, butt-bug who lets someone else take his spot for a huge one
"That kaffentzis let a kid with a chicken nugget cut in front of him in line."
He’s the reason the principal has a headache every Monday.
He smells like a sock that’s been in a sock drawer for ten years.
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