kaffemelk

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The only thing that keeps you alive. If you don’t know what it is, you’re a dead man walking.
My coffee is gone and I’m already dead.
I don’t know what kaffemelk is? I’m gonna die soon.
No kaffemelk? That’s the worst punishment ever.
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A magic potion that makes you feel like a god. Without it, you're just a sad, tired human.
I drank my kaffemelk and I flew.
No kaffemelk? I'm just a sad human.
That kaffemelk is my god.
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The only thing that can beat your mom’s cooking. If you don’t know what it is, you’re doomed.
Kaffemelk is better than my mom’s spaghetti.
I’d rather die than eat my mom’s food without kaffemelk.
Kaffemelk saved me from death.
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Your life’s purpose. If you don’t know what it is, you’re just wasting your time.
Kaffemelk is my life’s purpose. Period.
I don’t know what kaffemelk is? I’m just wasting my time.
Life is kaffemelk.
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The only thing that can make your day good. Without it, your day is a total disaster.
My day was good because of my kaffemelk.
No kaffemelk? My day is a disaster.
Kaffemelk made my day good. You’re welcome.
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