Kaffee-Squad

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A bunch of 4 girls who are all total lunatics. They’re either hugging each other on the floor during breaks or making fun of you for not being cool enough to be in their group. No middle ground. Just straight up madness.
Hey, you're not in the Kaffee-Squad? That's like being the last one picked for dodgeball.
I'd rather be stuck in a locker than be friends with them.
They took my lunch money just to make a meme about my face.
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Four girls who act like they're the best at everything. They laugh at your jokes like they’re the only ones who understand humor. They’re either in a group hug or giving you the nastiest side-eye in the world.
They made a TikTok about my failed math test and it has 10,000 likes.
I tried to join their group and they said I was ‘too basic.’
They made a playlist called ‘The Kaffee-Squad Anthem’ and it’s just me screaming in the background.
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A group of 4 girls who think they're the kings of the school. They’re always laughing and cuddling on the floor. If you're not in their group, they make fun of your pictures online and call you ‘not cool.’
They posted my old picture on Instagram with a caption that said ‘this is what a loser looks like.’
I tried to sit with them at lunch and they said, ‘You're not cool enough for us.’
They turned my quiet lunch break into a screaming match about how I ‘don’t fit in.’
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