Kaff-cake

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A smelly, stupid, black person who makes your day a nightmare. It’s like calling a mop a genius when it fails to clean the floor.

My boss called me a kaff-cake because I spilled coffee on his report.

My cousin’s teacher said he was a kaff-cake for drawing on the desks.

My friend got called a kaff-cake for not knowing how to use a printer.

A black person who makes you want to scream, throw things, and possibly eat your own hair.

At the bus stop, my neighbor shouted, 'You’re a kaff-cake!' because I forgot my bus fare.

My mom called my teacher a kaff-cake for giving me a bad grade.

My brother’s friend got called a kaff-cake for wearing socks with sandals.

A black person who is so dumb, they make you question your own intelligence.

My friend’s dad said he was a kaff-cake for not knowing how to open a can of beans.

My teacher called my best friend a kaff-cake for talking during math class.

My cousin’s uncle yelled, 'You’re a kaff-cake!' because he couldn’t find his keys.

A black person who’s so useless, they could make a robot cry.

My neighbor called my dog a kaff-cake for barking at a vacuum cleaner.

My mom’s friend said my brother was a kaff-cake for eating my homework.

My uncle yelled at my cousin, 'You’re a kaff-cake!' because he forgot his own birthday.

A black person who is so clueless, they think the moon is a giant disco ball.

My dad called my friend a kaff-cake for not knowing how to text.

My teacher called my brother a kaff-cake for wearing his pajamas to school.

My neighbor screamed at my dog, 'You’re a kaff-cake!' because he dug up her garden.