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the cursed need to drink more coffee right after you just had one like your body is possessed by a coffee demon

I drank a coffee and then I drank another one because my brain was screaming at me

I had two coffees in ten minutes and now I'm vibrating like a caffeinated raccoon

My coworker asked me if I was trying to become a human coffee machine

when you’re so full of coffee you think you’re gonna explode but you still need more like your soul is screaming for more beans

I drank three coffees and still went to the café because my body was begging for more

After my second coffee, I felt like I had a bean explosion in my chest

I drank so much coffee I think my veins are now coffee rivers

the crazy feeling that you can’t stop drinking coffee even though you just drank one like your coffee addiction is a monster that won’t let you go

I had one coffee and suddenly my coffee monster was inside me

After my first coffee, I started doing a coffee dance because I couldn’t stop

I had one coffee and now I’m doing push-ups because my coffee monster is strong