kafeneio

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A job so easy it makes your brain fall asleep. Also a person who does it, usually because they’re too lazy to do anything else.

I got hired as a kafeneio because I showed up wearing pajamas and a frown.

My boss says I’m a kafeneio, but I say he’s just bitter I don’t do his taxes.

At the kafeneio, my main job is to breathe and not drop the coffee.

A job so simple it’s like being a brainless zombie. The person who does it is either a genius or a total slacker.

I got the kafeneio job because I said I could do it in my sleep, and I did.

My coworker is a kafeneio. He works three hours a day and still gets paid the same as me.

The kafeneio job is so easy, my dog could do it, and he tried.

A job so boring it could make a monk quit. The person who does it is either a master of laziness or just really good at pretending to work.

I got the kafeneio job because I told my boss I’d work there for free, and I did.

My friend’s a kafeneio. He shows up, takes a nap, and leaves. That’s it.

The kafeneio job is so easy, even my grandma could do it, and she’s still trying to figure out the TV remote.