Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The spot where your shoe’s heel cap screams at your achilles tendon for being too big

My shoes are like a screaming match between my heel and my calf.

Every step feels like my shoe is yelling at my leg.

I walked a mile and my heel cap is giving me the finger.

2

Where your shoe’s heel cap decides to take a lunch break on your achilles tendon

My shoe’s heel cap is on a break and I’m on the floor.

I walked two blocks and my heel cap took a coffee break.

My achilles is crying because my shoe’s heel cap is on vacation.

3

The place where your shoe’s heel cap fights your achilles tendon for dominance

My shoe’s heel cap is in a war with my achilles.

I feel like I’m in a battle between my foot and my shoe.

My achilles is getting a black eye from my heel cap.

4

The part of your foot where your shoe’s heel cap gives your achilles tendon a wedgie

My shoe gave my achilles a wedgie and now it’s mad.

I walked so much my heel cap gave my achilles a wedgie.

My foot is in pain because my shoe’s heel cap is being a bully.

5

The spot where your shoe’s heel cap gives your achilles tendon a standing ovation

My shoe’s heel cap is giving my achilles a standing ovation and I’m dying.

I walked so much my heel cap is applauding my achilles.

My achilles is tired and my shoe is giving it a standing ovation.

6

Where your shoe’s heel cap and your achilles tendon have a love-hate relationship

My shoe’s heel cap and my achilles are having a love-hate relationship.

I walk and my heel cap and achilles are fighting.

My foot is like a soap opera between my shoe and my tendon.