kafana

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A bar for Slavs who drink like sailors and yell at the band until they play their favorite song

I went to a kafana and screamed 'Play the song from 2003 or I'll throw my beer at you!'

My uncle got into a fight at the kafana because the singer didn't do his solo right.

The kafana is where I drink until I forget my own name.

A place where Slavs get wasted and make bad decisions while watching loud music

At the kafana, I bet my phone on a game of cards and lost.

I tried to dance like a Russian at the kafana and fell over.

The kafana is where I promise to be better, then drink again.

A Slav hangout where you drink, shout, and sometimes even fight over who sings better

I fought a guy at the kafana because he said my singing was worse than my dating life.

The kafana is where I drink, yell, and sometimes even win.

At the kafana, I drank so much I thought the singer was my long-lost brother.

A bar where Slavs come to get loud, drunk, and maybe even kiss someone they don't know

I kissed a stranger at the kafana because I was too drunk to think straight.

The kafana is where I shouted my love for my ex and then drank it away.

I met my best friend at the kafana because we both tried to sing the same song.

A place where Slavs drink until they can't walk and then sing their heart out, even if it's terrible

I drank so much at the kafana I walked like a drunk duck.

The kafana is where I sang so bad the band stopped playing.

I went to the kafana, drank, and then tried to dance like a professional.

A bar for Slavs who come to drink, shout, and sometimes even challenge each other to a drinking contest

I drank 10 shots at the kafana and still lost the contest.

At the kafana, I challenged my friend to a drinking contest and he beat me.

The kafana is where I drank so much I forgot my own name.