kafackled

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Super high on weed like you just ran a marathon and got hit by a truck. You can’t think straight and your pants are on backwards.

I ate three cookies and now I’m kafackled. My dog is laughing at me.

He’s kafackled. He tried to text me with his feet.

She’s so kafackled, she thinks the ceiling is a pizza.

So wasted you can’t tell your left from your right and your mom is crying in the background.

I’m kafackled because I drank soda out of a sock.

He’s kafackled. He tried to fight a toaster.

She’s kafackled. She thinks her cat is her ex.

So high you’re like a confused puppy who just got hit by a bus and also got a cookie.

I’m kafackled because I watched a movie in slow motion for two hours.

He’s kafackled. He tried to sing opera to a chicken.

She’s kafackled. She thinks her phone is a portal to another dimension.

So messed up you can’t tell if you’re dreaming or if your dog just stole your lunch.

I’m kafackled. I tried to eat a sock and it tasted like sadness.

He’s kafackled. He thinks the mailman is his long-lost brother.

She’s kafackled. She tried to write a poem with her toes.

So high you’re like a confused robot who just got hit by a pizza and also got a compliment.

I’m kafackled because I tried to do math with my feet.

He’s kafackled. He thinks the fridge is alive and it’s singing to him.

She’s kafackled. She tried to wear her pants as a hat.